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Gay Girl Chit Chat:

VOLATILE WHEN DONE ONLINE.

Here's the scoop. I recently found out there is a free chat room on gay.com. They normally make you pay out the ass to look at pictures or send e-mails to anyone. I went on there one time to make sure my pictures were still good and looked remotely like me, and stumbled upon the chat section. 

It opened a new window with tons of drop down menus, dividing the entire country up in large chunks. You chose your chunk, your state, and your locality. It was amazing. Immediately you're connected to a room of sex crazed men. Ugly ones mostly, but every once in a while a hot one pops in. 

The old guys blow my computer up with messages when I enter the room. They always want to play nice and then you realize what they really want. It's disgusting. This one guy is like 51 and he sent me a message one time. I told him right off the bat that I wasn't interested at all and he cursed me out. He was all, "FUCK YOU!" and all this mess. It was scary. He got so nasty about it. I was just being honest. I dropped it. I went into the room again tonight, mainly out of curiosity more than anything, and that same tired ass old man sends me a message. He was cordial. I told him I don't do hook ups and he was over using his sexual innuendo. He asked me if I dated and I said, "Yeah I date, but I don't hook up." This mother fucker had the nerve to ask me if I would "date" with him. I told him I was unable to, that I was seeing someone exclusively at the moment (a bold face lie, mind you). He said, "Yeh fucking right  BULL SHIT." I was absolutely disgusted yet again by his hideous language. I can just imagine him spitting the words out of his thin lips, past the gray beard and mustache, just spraying a mist of his rotted saliva through the air. The hair on my neck stands up when I read the nasty things that man writes. I said, "I'm sorry. This is the second time you've written me and I've told you I'm not interested. Did you honestly expect a different result? You're too old for me. Your age difference surpasses my years alive... Fuck off."

"You fuck of you nasty fucking twink!" he spat back.

":) good night!" I smiled  back at the screen.

It's bad enough as it is when nasty old men approach you at the bar, but this one obviously needed major psychological assistance. 

I talked to a 48 year old man with a great body. His profile said he was looking for love/romance. I reflected on this love slash romance concept and asked him, "Are you single?"

"I've been seeing someone for the past nine months, he lives in Hampton too actually."

I sat behind the screen scratching my head. 

He has a boyfriend for almost a year. He is in a gay chat room surrounded by men whose assholes are screaming out to every passer by, "FEED ME! FEED ME!" His main picture is that of him in underwear (Black briefs, picture titled, "my favorite underwear"), and this man had been involved for NINE months? How can your partner not know this. I have ran into every one in that tiny chat room. I ran into the DJ from the bar, from one of my close close friends from the bar, hell, I even ran into a drag queen from the bar in that chat room. What is wrong with these people. Is anything holy and sacred? How can you say you even want love or are worthy of it if you go around flashing pictures of you in your chonies to an entire metropolitan area? 

I just don't get it. One guy sent me a message, and after sending five short lines of one word messages, he gave me his phone number. Are you serious? I asked him if he wanted to give me his social security number as well, along with credit card numbers, or even an e-check. He logged off. I thought it was funny. 

I talked to a cute Greek guy named Dimitri. I gave him my myspace link and he disappeared. That's what I get for posting so many damn pictures, he's probably still tied up looking at them all. So, I'm out of luck. All chat windows went dormant and I X'd them out one by one until I was left with nothing but the main chat room. 

Here are some examples of what these guys say:

"no young bucks lookin???"

"nice pic military guy"

"hello any young bottoms here from Va Beach IM me"

"i am bored and lonely"

"naw, can't find anything either"

"looking now"

"anybody hung in newport news?"

Here's what I've found out. If they say they're "looking," they want a one night stand. Some say they'll "host" at their place. The boys will call out in the room looking for big dicks, one night stands, all other types of garbage, they take that too. Sometimes random bots will get in and post mass messages about free gay porn websites and free pictures and yadda yadda yadda. 

I don't like this kind of GGCC. It's not my kinda chit chat. I'm logging off. Screw this.

P.S.- the picture at the top is a compilation of bar receipts I found on my bedside table. Tragedy. Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!